igglooaustralia:

Chik-Fil-A: FAGGOT!

Me: Uh, okay…. can I get a number 3 please with sweet tea.

barabelly:

me analyzing 13 nearly identical selfies to figure out which one to post

volcainist:

I feel like my last two brain cells hate each other

discoursethot:

discoursethot:

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

emospacekid:

me in bed, thinking about everything my mental illness has taken from me

kramergate:

“are you more stupid than a bird” is a phrase that repeats in the great chasm of my empty mind like an ape yodeling into an abyss

a-z-lyrics:

andria // la dispute

wavecapwarfare:

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually